键盘侠|字母哥赶紧摊牌申请交易吧！最近5场减少出手明显在摆烂

根据多位记者此前报道，字母哥在赛后采访时亲自告诉媒体，自己小腿受伤，明天接受MRI检查。

字母哥还表示，他认为雄鹿医疗组会告诉他他预计要伤缺4到6周！

NBA本赛季的交易截止日是北京时间2月6日，距离现在大约2周。

美国球迷听到此消息后纷纷敲起键盘，吐槽之声不绝于耳：

[–]WestCtrlAltDelightfull 637 points an hour ago

Might've just watched Giannis' last game as a Buck

球迷：可能刚刚看完扬尼斯作为雄鹿球员的最后一场比赛

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 363 points an hour ago

Okay Dr. Giannis Antetetrademepls

公牛球迷：好的，扬尼斯·安特托昆求交易·博士

[–]Vancouver Grizzliesodontodoc 56 points 52 minutes ago

Dude went on WebMD and found he has Hegoneitis

温哥华灰熊球迷：老哥上了WebMD（医疗网站），发现自己得了“他要走人综合症”

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 281 points an hour ago

It’s so over

湖人球迷：彻底结束了

[–]ClippersRapsareChamps_Suckit 61 points 54 minutes ago

it's pronounced ova 'Tone

快船球迷：这得读作“玩完了”，托尼（注：致敬美剧《黑道家族》台词）

[–]HeatTheFatmanRises 200 points an hour ago

I seriously doubt he’s getting traded this season this will be ongoing until offseason

热火球迷：我严重怀疑他这赛季会被交易，这事儿会一直持续到休赛期

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 162 points an hour ago*

Might have seen Giannis in a Bucks jersey for the last time. He’s the reason no damn trade hasn’t happened yet.

勇士球迷：可能我们已经最后一次看到扬尼斯穿雄鹿球衣了。他就是现在这该死的交易还没有发生的原因。

[–]76ersmoby323 35 points an hour ago

I upvoted this comment because it was not “He gone” or some simple shit like that posted 80 times.

76人球迷：我给这条评论点了赞，因为这不像那80条帖子一样只发什么“他走了”或者类似的这种废话。

[–]RaptorsXviiChong 85 points 1 hour ago*

Giannis said fk it I’m becoming a doctor and will diagnose myself 😭

He gone

猛龙球迷：扬尼斯说，去TMD，老子要当医生给自己看病😭

他走了

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 68 points an hour ago

I’ve seen this movie before unfortunately

独行侠球迷：不幸的是，我看过这部电影（这剧情我熟）

[–]MavericksAfraid-Department-35 64 points 58 minutes ago

Self-diagnosis = he GONE

Idk why he still refuses to outright say he wants out, I don’t think anyone would really blame him with this sad excuse of a roster.

独行侠球迷：自我诊断 = 他走了

我不知道他为什么还是拒绝直接说他想走，我不认为有任何人会因为这么个烂透了的阵容而真正责怪他。

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 63 points an hour ago

Bucks can tamk right now.

does a better pick make up for the trade war in the off-season? who knows

猛龙球迷：雄鹿现在就可以摆烂了。

一个更好的选秀权能弥补休赛期的交易战吗？天知道

[–]Dependent_Raise_9311 53 points 59 minutes ago

They don't own their pick this season iirc, it was swapped to someone

球迷：如果我没记错的话，他们这个赛季没有自己的签了，已经和别人互换了

[–]76erspagonator 71 points 56 minutes ago

Nah they'll get the worse pick out of the Pels and themselves so they can realistically tamk and still end up with a valuable pick.

76人球迷：不，他们会在自己和鹈鹕的签之间拿到顺位较差的那个，所以他们实际上是可以摆烂并且最终仍然能得到一个有价值的签的。

[–]Glove_Upset 41 points 58 minutes ago

It’s weird that he announced that already before the MRI. They’ve got 2 doctors over there now

球迷：奇怪的是他在做核磁共振之前就已经宣布了这事。他们那边现在有两个医生（Doctor）了（注：暗示里弗斯的绰号也是Doc）

字母哥正在悄悄摆烂？过去4场字母哥出手没有超过13次，今天只出手8次。此前场均出手16.5次

[–]NuttedInHerB4You 1247 points 2 hours ago

he's so checked out. only 5 shot attempts just ask for the trade and end this charade

球迷：他太摆烂了。一共才出手了5次 赶紧申请交易结束这场闹剧吧

[–]LakersProof-Umpire-7718 538 points 2 hours ago*

The passive aggressive attitude and strategy that he’s adopting towards this situation is stupid. The Bucks are cooked and it’s best for both parties to move on via trade.

湖人球迷：他对这种情况采取的消极且具有攻击性的态度和策略实在是太愚蠢了。 雄鹿已经完蛋了，对双方来说最好的选择就是通过交易继续前行。

[–]PruneNo8272 485 points 2 hours ago

This is the most depressing bucks game I’ve seen Nuggets literally have none of their starters and are delivery an ass whooping

球迷：这是我看过最令人绝望的雄鹿比赛 掘金真的一个首发都没上，还在那把雄鹿按在地上揍

[–]BullsAsleep_Ground1710 293 points 2 hours ago

That whole thing he did recently where he was going "my agent is having trade talks but Im committed to the Bucks" was so funny. Like bro if you're committed to the team, then reign in your agent lol

公牛球迷：他最近搞的那一整套“我的经纪人正在进行交易谈判，但我致力于为雄鹿效力”的说辞太搞笑了。这就好像，大兄弟，如果你真的致力于这支球队，那就管管你的经纪人啊，哈哈

[–]Nuggetsnaderni 236 points 2 hours ago

Entire second half starter’s salary combined is less than Kuzma

掘金球迷：下半场所有首发球员的薪资加起来还没库兹马一个人多

[–]ThunderHeadlesshorsman02 183 points 2 hours ago

He legit looks checked out lol 😂 he didn’t even try to attack the paint against us and when he did he scored he was perfect from the field yet only took like 7 shots lol 😂

雷霆球迷：他看起来是真的摆烂了哈哈😂 打我们的时候他甚至都不想冲击内线，而且当他尝试进攻的时候他就能得分，他的命中率是百分之百，却只投了大概7次篮哈哈😂

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 177 points 2 hours ago

not only has he quit on the bucks, he's quit on my fantasy team, which is worse!

猛龙球迷：他不仅放弃了雄鹿，还放弃了我的范特西球队，这才是最糟糕的！

[–]Knicksmikesh8rp 166 points 2 hours ago

He doesn’t want to be seen as Jimmy Butler forcing his way out, but honestly this passive aggressive approach where he treats fans like we’re all morons is more annoying. Every comment he makes about what his rogue agent is doing is absurd.

尼克斯球迷：他不想被看作是像吉米·巴特勒那样强行逼宫离队，但老实说，这种把球迷当傻子耍的消极攻击方式更让人讨厌。 他对自己那个胡作非为的经纪人所做的每一句评论都很荒谬。

[–][MEM] Kyle Lowryitsnotyellowfever 157 points 2 hours ago

Really difficult to call it "quiet"

灰熊球迷：真很难把这称之为“悄无声息”。

[–]76ersonionnurve 116 points 2 hours ago

It’s very loud

76人球迷：这动静可太大了

[–]Thunderfarewellyo 96 points 2 hours ago

If I’m the Bucks I’m trading him without his knowledge and taking the best deal available. He’s handled this whole situation so poorly.

雷霆球迷：如果我是雄鹿管理层，我会在不知会他的情况下直接把他交易走，换取最好的筹码。他处理这整个局面的方式实在是太糟糕了。

[–]Jackj921 56 points 1 hour ago

8 fga against the nuggets 3rd stringers is absolutely nuts, he’s just mentally checked. Someone tried to tell me Dort “locked him up” like Giannis couldn’t just go downhill and impose his will on the game if he felt like lol

球迷：面对掘金的三阵只出手了8次，这绝对是疯了，他完全就是心态崩了。 居然还有人想告诉我多尔特“锁死”了他，搞得好像只要阿德托昆博想的话，不能直接冲进内线把自己的意志强加给比赛一样，哈哈

[–]Glove_Upset 52 points 2 hours ago

They’re missing their entire top 7

球迷：他们缺少了整个轮换前7人的阵容

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